i may be slighty a lot drunk
- mom : did you eat all the donuts
- me : no
- mom : why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
- me : thats cocaine
"If you want to be sad, no one in the world can make you happy. But if you make up your mind to be happy, no one and nothing on earth can take that happiness from you."
Paramahansa Yogananda (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
(via gettingahealthybody)
"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness."
Ralph Waldo Emerson (via greatsoulsofquotes)
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